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Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Oh dear

As I sit here watching Star Trek Enterprise I realise that up until recently the only reason I was watching this programme was because of;

Thats right Trekkies - Dominic Keating (Lt. Malcolm Reed). I can't actually explain to you what it is about him that my 24 year old self finds attractive, the accent, the jumpsuit, I just don't know. Mesmerising.

Anyways, *snaps out of it* - I read an interview he did a few years back when I was oncall over the weekend and thought I'd share the main question;

Which of the other Enterprise blokes could you beat in a fistfight? "Oh, none! Hmm, maybe John Billingsley [Dr Phlox]...but he's got the weight on me. Connor and Anthony and Scott are big strapping, corn-fed fellas. I'm fairly fit - by English standards - but these guys, they're six foot and all muscle. I'm not even 5' 10". But as they say, diamonds are small...!"
Finally, a philosophical question... "Philosophical? Oh you've lost me right there. (Puts on a Vicki Pollard voice) A what? Yeah, but, no but, yeah. Shut up!"
Please be serious, Dominic. Okay, here's the question : If there was a fight between a group of cavemen and a group of astronauts, who would win? "Well, it depends on the environment really, doesn't it? But I would imagine the cavemen could kick the living crap out of the astronauts - they're all mathematicians. My money's on the cavemen mate!"
So, who would win in fight between cavemen and astronauts?
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